Dev Morison. The name makes me smile. He is smart. & he is funny. & understanding. & he is a jerk to the whole world but me and that makes me feel incredible. He'd die for me. He wants to marry me. We've even decided the color of the living room walls for when we moe in together. He sounds like modern day Prince Charming, doesn't he? Yeah, he is perfect. But there is one tiny problem. He isn't real. (U)

Dear Perfect Boyfriend,
Welcome to the club.
Sincerely,
Easter Bunny, Santa and Tooth fairy.