I just thought this sounded novel like (:

Dev : I gotta go somewhere.

Me : Running Away ?

Dev : Yeah I'm running away, whatcha gonna do ehh ? I will run away if I want to ! Its my freaking wish !

I'm a quitter ! Deal with it, cuz frankly, I don't give s hit about it .

Me : You know what I'm gonna do ? I'm gonna watch you run away. Then wait for you to come back. No matter how much time you take .

Dev : How do you do it ?

Me : Do what?

Wait? Its easy Morison , just fall in love with a guy like you =)

Dev : With a guy who fucks up every time ? You still manage to love him that much ?

Me :Whoa ! Guess hes really got me hooked yeah?

Amazing guy , isn't he ? :D

The man who actually deserves you, is one who thinks he doesn't =)

I'm still waiting D :)

iloveyou.

Love is giving someone the ability to destroy you, but trusting them not to !*

Okay . I don't know if you're out there , somewhere reading this . I don't know who you are . I don't know anything except for the fact that I`m completely in love with you .

Dev, I have no idea why you had to run away . I wasn't giving you shit about calling or being fake .

Which btw, COME ON . You're a fake facebook account, how can you even TRY denying that ?

I was stupid to get into a relationship online, stupid enough to NOT get out of it when I figured you were fake .

Your whole family died , everytime I asked you to call a part of your body broke . Your pictures are Australian , your friends pictures. They are CLEARLY not the same people in all the pictures.

But this is not about that .

This is about how you gave me so much love in the past 7 months , didn't think I was worth the truth && then suddenly, one day , just ran away . Leaving me no way of contacting you .

I`m writing this cuz I HOPE you see this. I told you D, erasing yourself from someones life is not as easy as walking out the door .

Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch - Remember Me .

Its Dear John D :) && I`m NOT Savannah . Imma wait . For the truth && for you .

I still believe in you , in us .

Which is probably VERY stupid of me , but its something I can't really help .

iloveyou Morison :(

& Again !

Zeynel
yes yes

you come

türkey together sex

a lotof baby

23:38Angela
turkish baby?

23:38Zeynel
but dont forget ı am türkish man

OMG

23:38Zeynel
but dont forget ı am türkish man

23:39Angela
okay i will remember

23:39Zeynel
and dont forget my dig very big

My friend is being strange :P

Önder

hi

23:21Angela

hi

23:22Önder

how are yu bakalım

23:22Angela

brb

23:22Önder

what

berbat

?

23:22Angela

yes.

23:23Önder

do you turkish

23:23Angela

no

23:23Önder

know

23:23Angela

NO.

23:23Önder

hiiiiimm

dk

ok

23:23Angela

Wait.

23:23Önder

angela

ok

i am waıtıng

23:23Angela

okay good.

23:25Önder

sorry i am forgatten how old are yu

23:25Angela

wait.

23:25Önder

ok

23:32Angela

Halo

23:33Önder

halo again

23:35Angela

hii

23:35Önder

sorry i am forgatten how old are yu

sorry i am forgatten how old are yu

hi

23:35Angela

17

23:35Önder

hiiim

okk good

23:36Angela

23:36Önder

what

muck muck ?

yes i want sex

;D

:DR

...

23:39Angela

?

I dont want sex

23:40Önder

i am ne ar the zeynel

he is my best frıent

23:40Angela

good for both of u

:|

Get off the internt

and put you miniscule sized brains, not heavier than a marble. to some other good use, rather than sex alrigh?

23:44Önder

himmm

23:47Önder is offline.

Turks !

Zeynel

hi

23:31Audrey

hey

23:31Zeynel

how abut you

23:31Audrey

good about me .

about you?

23:32Zeynel

good

23:32Audrey

23:32Zeynel

yes

23:32Audrey

Yes

23:32Zeynel

how is your life

23:34Audrey

it is good

how is yours?

23:34Zeynel

it is badd

no money no girl no sex eet.

so

ım very bored

23:35Audrey

Aww

23:35Zeynel

yes

23:35Audrey

Why no sex?

No slut ?

23:36Zeynel

noo

slut alot of but

23:36Audrey

why not?

23:40Zeynel is offline.

I may have been a little tactless here , but I wanted to see his reply ! Stupid Turk signed out on me ! :(

Turk :D

Clear Chat History

21:36Tayanç

Hello. Sorry for disturbing you.

You have added me, randomly I believe. And seemingly you haven't responded to my introduction.

Shall I learn who you are?

Truk Knows ENGLISH :O :O :O

I added the Turk Kankaa met in MUN (: He sent me an inbox .

Here it is :P

Hello Ms. *Insert My Name (:*;
Seemingly, you have added me. I guess this is a part of your venture into Turkish male culture, given that there are 5-6 more Turkish friends on your list. I guess this gesture of me was rather voyeuristic; though I sensed a great need in me to understand how you have found me; a question for which I am still looking for answers. I would be glad to introduce myself, just in case you tell more than that fairly provocating "Introduction Box" on your page.
By the way, I've been once to your very country. [He thinks I live in the States :P]
Best wishes,
Turk :)

More Of Turks :)

Notes In Bold =] Turks FTW =D

Turk :
slmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Me :
:)

Turk :
whyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Me :
:(

Turk :
whwyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Me :
=D

Turk :
dwsdg
sd
sd
g
ds
sdf
fsd
sf
f
dsf

Me :
bnhvfyhj
ygtyj
fcty
gvhjk
gj
dv
scx
xvxv
c dsgdsfg

Turk :
vayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

Me :
zzooooooooooooooozzzzzzzzoooooooooo =D [Zoozoo's are CUTE xD]

Turk :
goyummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Me :
ggggggggggggggaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy [XP]

Turk :
sokummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Me :
mmmaaaaarrrrrdddaaarrrrcchhhooooodddd ! [LOL Sorry xP. He wasn't getting what I said anyway xP]

Turk :
ananı sikimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm [It means 'Fuck tradition' :|]

Turk Again :
hop koyumdakop

Me :
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww :)

Turk :
annaı
sikem senin amını sıkim
oruspu

Me :
okay :D

Turk :
piç

Me :
pic who?

Turk :
you

Me :
Me yay :D

Turk :
ananı
sikem sil beni

Me :
Wokaaayy

Turk :
ananı [Anani means fuck :| Nymphomaniacs Turks are :|]

Me :
:D

Turk :
vcxvccvxcxv

Me :
:)

Turk :
efendim [It means 'sir' :|]

Me :
=]

Yes, makes absolutely NO sense :) LOL.

My friend talking to a Turk who speaks in English :D

Turk :
"Which country are you from?"

Friend :
"Dubai"

Turk:
"Dubai is a very nice country. It is somewhere near Brazil"

Yes. EPIC FAIL (:

My friend tells me about the above convo .

I go like

Turks can't speak English :|

At least my Turks can't :PP

So. Add Turks, preferably those who don't speak English && Have fun XPP

Don't add smart ones, they maybe making fun of you in Turkish xP

I love you, not only for now, but for always, && I dream of the day you'll hold me in your arms :)

I remember how we started talking. I liked your best friend. I spoke to you about him .. I don't know where in those times did you fall for me . But you were always trying your best to not hook us up :PP
I'm glad you did that. I still don't know how he started dating Bitch Miller. But I'm glad he did. Cuz in my anger . I told you how much I liked you. Somewhere along the time we were talking, I fell for you too. But I always thought you'd think I'm a skank if I liked your best friend && then suddenly told yu I liked you :|
But he started dating her, the same day that he told me he liked me. I was super pissed.
We started going out. It was amazing.
I've often told you your so perfect, it's unrealistic.
Its shocking that yur mine. I mean I'm difficult && stubborn && weird && random && Blonde && have so many mood swings. I'm not great looking. So basically compared to you I'm trash.
Like we're the couple people would see && be like .. What is HE doing with HER?
I don't care what they say. I guess you don't either. Since we've been together for so long.
I just fear the day you realise i ain't good enough, && walk away. If that ever happens. My heart shall stop beating. Dramatic much? Its true =)[There you go :P Cheesy xP]

Theres so much more to you. To us . That I want to write about. && Theres so much about you that I don't know yet. That I want to find out.
I'll write more later :P Cuz I have an exam tomorrow. Its 3:18am. && I haven't studied shit. && I'm going to fail :(
So yes.
Your the bets thing thats ever happened to me. Your the best thing that can ever happen to any girl.
True your cocky, && slightly gay, && stuck up && self obsessed && can be a total prick :P But your cute && cheesy && so simple && easy going , && funny && so awesome that I can't believe yur for real :D I love you , not only for who you are but for what I am when I'm with you.
I truly love you Morison<3 Forever<3

P.S : I'm not Savannah. :| I shall wait. Tim is like my brother :P

Much Love<3
xoxo

Why Newton Committed Suicide :) Taken from Bindaas.com :)

Once, Newton came to India and watched a few Tamil movies that had his head spinning. He was convinced that all his logic and laws in physics were just a huge pile of junk and apologized for everything
he had done.
In the movie of Rajanikanth, Newton was confused to such an extent that he went paranoid. Here are a few scenes
1) Rajanikanth has a Brain Tumor which, according to the doctors can’tbe cured and his death is imminent. In one of the fights, our great Rajanikanth is shot in the head. To everybody’s surprise, the bulletpasses through his ears taking away the tumor along with it and he is cured! Long Live Rajanikanth!
2) In another movie, Rajanikanth is confronted with 3 gangsters. Rajanikanth has a gun but unfortunately only one bullet and a knife. ! Guess, what he does?
He throws the knife at the middle gangster? & shoots the bullet towards the knife. The knife cuts the bullet into 2 pieces, which kills both thegangsters on each side of the middle gangster & the knife
kills themiddle one.
3) Rajanikanth is chased by a gangster. Rajanikanth has a revolver but no bullets in it. Guess what he does. Nah? Not even in your remotest imaginations.
He waits for the gangster to shoot. As soon as the gangster shoots, Rajanikanth opens the bullet compartment of his revolver and catches the bullet. Then, he closes the bullet compartment and fires
his gun.
Bang…the gangster dies…
This was too much for our Newton to take! He was completely shaken and decided to go back. But he happened to see another movie for one last time, and thought that at least one movie would follow
his theory of physics. The whole movie goes fine and Newton is happy that all in the world hasn’t changed. Oops, not so fast!

The ‘climax’ finally arrives. Rajanikanth gets to know that the villain is on the other side of a very high wall. So high that Rajanikanth can’t jump even if he tries like one of those superman techniques that our heroes normally use. Rajanikanth has to desperately kill the villain because it’s the climax. (Newton dada is smiling since it is virtually impossible?)
Rajanikanth suddenly pulls two guns from his pockets.
He throws one gun in the air and when the gun has reached above the height of the wall, he> uses the second gun and shoots at the trigger of the first gun in air.
The first gun fires off and the villain is dead.
Newton Commits Suicide!!!!!!!!!

There's no need to argue anymore,I gave all I could but it left me so sore.&& the thing that makes me mad,is your the only thing that I had & I knew.

So. Life is complicated. Thats what makes it interesting. Looking back we're gonna laugh at all these times when we panicked.

But right now it means the world to us.

So this complication, may seem a little over-dramatic. But we tend to that that :P Over react to make things fun :)

So theres me. && My boyfriend. D <3

&& Theres my best friend. Lets call her MM :) && Her boyfriend AL.

So MM && Al had just STARTED going out. Sort of. Like an online thing. MM was in India. AL in Australia.

D && I had broken up. But we were the on && off thing. I was crazy about him && nothing changed that. We both have serious issues, && we keep fighting. But at the end of the day. We can't live without each other <3

Okay. So MM started talking to D cuz of certain reasons. That explanation is too big to give here. But shes my best friend. She can talk to my boyfriend alright!

We'd broken up. She made us hook up again =D

I had hooked her && her boyfriend up.

So now we were all happy && "in relationships".

Life isn't that easy though, right?

So MM is like FAB! Shes like awesome beyond words :P She funny && smart && fun && the best friend ever :D

&& we're very alike. Probably cuz we're best friends. Shes probably a nicer, funnier , smarter version of me :P

Yes that means I'm Fab also, shes just Fab-er :P

So when she && D started talking, I thought it was harmless. What would happen anyway? But I started getting jealous. Stupid stupid green monster of jealousy didn't let me sleep all night.

I fought with D. I fought with MM. Felt super guilty. But I just couldn't do anything about it.

So I cried. Thats what I always do. Because doing nothing gets me frustrated. :|

Meanwhile, I didn't realise MM was kinda insecure of AL && me talking.

AL was insecure of MM talking to D.

D was insecure of me talking to AL.

Yes. We were all messed up . It didn't make sense. For a couple of days all we did was scream && shout && get insecure && RUN AWAY :|

Seriously, I don't get why boys think running away is the solution to everything but they do.

So with everyone jealous. everyones minds were fucked.

D && I worked it out. Somehow.

I thought AL && MM did as well. But their fights became prominent. && though the initial insecurity wasn't always the reason . It was what had started it all.

AL has gone away. I tried talking. Forcing him. Pleading, begging him to come back. He didn't.

MM gave up. We thought there was no hope left.

I have NO idea whats on AL's mind. I know its complicated. && Confusing. But you have to try to make it work.

&& we're still waiting. Because getting over someone you really love is not that simple.

I know how bad I feel. && You are still talking to me. I cannot imagine what Angie's going through.

Its her birthday today. Make her day AL.

Who are you lying to anyways? To her? Or yourself?

I know you love her.

I can't force yu. But I'm hoping you'll come back.

Much Love<3

xoxo

Chapter 1 : The Egg Family . Courtesy : Samyukta Singh

IT was a normal day in eggville. mrs. eggstein and mr.eggstein were enjoying a lazy sunday with thier children little eggbert and little eggberta. Mr. eggstein was talking to his wife about work.
he worked in a a school called the unda local school of eggville. he was the councillor. he taught the eggs that it was okay that they were eggs and couldnt play games like the apples and bananas and toasts in school, they were fragile, but that was not a bad thing. he was a very very good councillor.
the little eggs were playing peekaboo.
it was a happy family.
the doorbelll rings.
it is fried fred the local postman egg.
'helo fried fred' said mother egg. 'what news brings you to our house at such an hour?'
i have bad news, dear mother egg, said fried fred.
'oh dear! what happened?' said mother egg.
'i bear bad news" said fried fred.
mother egg looked at horrified.
'have the evil frying pans come to town?!?! ' asked mother egg with terror.
'no, but im afraid a very close relative of yours passed away.' said fried fred with remorse.
'WHO? " cried out mother egg.
' lord humpty dumpty.'
'WHAT??? MY BROTHER HUMPTY IS DEAD!? "
father eggstein and little eggbert and eggberta rush to mother egg when they hear her scream.
'whatever is the matter?' asks father eggstein.
'your brother in law died! humpty is dead! '
'it is true.' said fried fred with remorse.

moral of story : do not sit on walls if you are an egg.
(moral copied from noopur.)


wait for my next installment chapter two: the egg funeral.

TURKS =D

Turk :
hii
whyyy

Me :
Heyy
Why what?

Turk :
fuck you
:D
:P

Me :
fuck you too
:D
:P

Turk :
please [Good lord, he literally meant "fuck you". Bwahhaha XD]
want
nolur

Me :
okay :S :S :S

Turk :
answer
many years

Me :
what?

Turk :
wany years
age many

Me : [LOL]
I coming Turkey
16:29Turk is offline.

I Think Someday, Someone Will Replace You. And I Cannot Wait :)

This story is a work of pure fiction. Okay maybe not PURE.But its fiction alright. Her character is kinda like me[KINDA.VERY Roughly :P]. His character is like Dev. There are points taken from a conversation Brad && I once had. Okay, its based a LOT on Brad && Dev, mixed together :P But the story is fictional :)

I still remember the first time I saw him, wasn't something that could be easily forgotten.
He was the kind of person, who'd , you know, leave a mark. He was your typical tall , handsome Greek god figure. Yes, that'd be him . && being in high school, you'd expect him to be a dumb jock. He wasn't. He managed B's. He knew who the first president of the United States was. He was good at Biology. At Math even. It sorta shocked me .
What shocked me more was that he was interested in me! Not shocked actually, pleasantly surprised.
I was the kinda chick who didn't fit. Who was a cross of a Gucci princess, with a pink cellphone && glitter. Who played soccer :| && Basketball && was a cheerleader. && also played GTA && COD :|
I remember talking to him, telling him this . && he said " So your Miss Perfect" eh ? && I'm like "No. How? I don't fit anywhere." && hes like "You do.. Everywhere :)"
That was the moment he completely got me.
I mean he'd gotten me the moment he had walked into the club the other night, looking so fit. But that moment. I knew it couldn't get anymore perfect.
I still did't get why he was interested in me. But I didn't want to find out. What if I'd ask him, && he'd think about it && realise that I was actually not worth his time? So I stayed quiet. Not knowing was okay with me :)
He had a girlfriend then. But being just friends with him was too much for me to take a step ahead, I never even thought it would be practical. I had dreamt of it, yes. But I knew it would never happen.
He was with her at Homecoming. I saw them coming together. Both looking quite gloomy, if you ask me. But I knew better than to interfere. I was new at the school. I had just come with a friend, just cuz both of us didn't fancy showing up alone.
My friends were the kind who didn't fancy dancing much. It was killing me :( What kinda losers don't dance at 'dances' anyway? But there was nothing I could do. I just stood there, while they made fun of half the people at the dance.
They were the kind of people who'd be sucking up to the A crowd, dying to be a part of them. I hated it :| Probably I was a part of them cuz I didn't fit in the A crowd yet && I wasn't a person who could deal not being popular.
Not boasting or anything but I'd always been pretty && charming && smart. I had always been adored by everyone && I was popular =] A new school wasn't changing that for me.
So , as we stood watching people dance, I looked around the room for him . He had looked so wonderful in his tux, I felt like I had died && gone to heaven :PP No but like seriously, he was gorgeous!
I couldn't see him on the dancefloor :( I saw his bitch of a girlfriend dancing with some other guy. Oddly enough, instead of being happy, I felt horrible. I wondered where he was, && what had happened between them.. Whether he was okay or not? I wanted to go slap that bitch :@ I didn't. Honestly, I'd never have the guts to do something like that :P
Instead, I went to look for him. Being his shoulder to cry on . && I DID NOT do it thinking that I'd take advantage of him being heartbroken && get close to him :\ I just knew he needed someone . Right then. && I wanted to be there for him. I just. wanted him to be okay.
I wanted him to be dancing on the dancefloor with that cute goofy smile he always wore, dancing with i don't care who!
I knew where I'd find him. The small botanical garden place attached to the biology lab. I hated it, it reminded me of Farmville :P I hated that game :( He found that funny :P
So he was there alright. Looking gloomy as he had, when he first got to dance.

I went in. Not knowing what to say I tried to act all cool by saying "Wanna dance? " He gave a half-hearted attempt at that gorgeous goofy smile, my tummy did a somersault.. He just gave half a goofy smile for me :D :D :D But he whispered "No thanks. Not now. Sorry. I need to be alone." I wasn't his best friend or something , I couldn't hug him && say "Aw man, come on! Its gonna be okay!" So I just said "Sure, I'll be around." && went away. I may have had a tear or two then..

More of this coming up. I'm too sleepy right now :)

Keep reading :D

Much love<3

xoxo

More Turk FAILS :P

Another Turkish Blunder. :) [Notes By Me In Bold Again :)]

Turk :
hey

My Friend :
hi

Turk :
how are you

My Friend :
good
you

Turk :
ı am
very tired

My Friend : [Refer post "Turks :)" :P]
why?
had sex?

Turk :

noo

My friend :
oh so sad

Turk :
ı was working
in the cafe

My friend :
Oh
good good.

Turk :
from10 to 24

My friend :
how does someone work from 10 to 24
brb [yes, trying to avoid him. Apparently he didn't know what "brb" meant :\]

Turk :

do you like sex in usa

My friend :
yeah sex in usa is much better than sex in egypt. and not even comparable to the sex in kula lumpar

I was just ROTFLMAO :DD

More coming later.

Much Love<3

xoxo

Turks :)

Ever tried talking to someone who doesn't speak the language you do ?

Ever tried speaking to a pervert like that ? I have. Yes I'm rather bored most of the time, && This is hilarious .

The Turks are the best :)

[Notes by me with be in bold :)]

Turk :
yes
have you got a boyfriend
tatlım

Me :
No boyfriend, no.

Turk :
ı havent got a girl friend
ı want your boyfriend [I copy paste it to my friend , he goes like "He wants your boyfriend! DUDE Hes bi !!XP]
my darling

Turk :
;(
Me :
okay? :S

Turk:

:D

[I tell my friend , that I'm talking to a Turkish guy. My friend is like "Pfft. Turks can only make tea". Then I'm like "Dude, Turkish guy asked me out! What do I say?" My friend's like "Ask him if he can make tea" So I Do :D]

Me :
Can you make tea?

Turk :
mee

Turk :
ı can make but

Me :

But?

Turk :
do you like sex

Turk :
yes
ı wait
trus me

Turk :
dont afrid

Me : [In attempt to scare him using big English words :P]
Did you suffer from a traumatic accident which may have adversely affected yur thinking process?

Turk :
ı dont know [What a comeback]
ı usualy sex
ı like sex
you???

Me : [Again trying to scare him]
NYMPHOMANIAC

Turk :
whatttt
soryy
honey

My friend starts a conversation with him .

Friend :

Why are you asking my friend for sex?

Turk:

Me 18 boy.

Friend :

So?

Turk :

18 boy want sex.

:|

Way to go :D

So this isn't against any country. It just shows how funny it can get when people can't communicate. More of these blunders coming up !

Much love<3

xoxo